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Michael

A fucking sweaty ass bitch. He will rock your shit in any 2k and irl for that matter. If you see a Michael on 2k (especially a Mini one) you better turn around and run away to another country or your ankles will get there first. Michael also pulls all the bad biddies. Even if they're way older than him, he bags them. Any girl that meets Michael will just beg for him to serve them his meat. Michael is a sweat.
Holy shit bro! Michael's coming! RUN!!
by dillypong November 27, 2021
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michael

Michael is a coward. A man who hides behind technology to cause harm to those he has distain for. Although Michael may act tough, he is nothing more than a gutless bull, a troll even. Michael hates his own self and has a hard time looking ilin the mirror due to his lack of courage. A lack of courage to not only face his enemy but those he harms through technology.
Michael, oh yeah, I've heard of him he's quite the coward.
by Throne AKA JellyBean May 4, 2022
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Michael Jackson Immortal

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
by rru12 November 4, 2023
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Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
i'm the michael's army
by is already taken October 4, 2019
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Michael Nelson

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat
Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?
by Tysen Kalata October 9, 2020
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Michael Jordan

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
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Michael

Michael is such an amazing person and really easy to fall in love with , i myself have. He’s a ginger most likely and has little curls. He’s definitely short but cares so much for someone. I really like a Michael but too scared to tell him, but honestly just go for it , even if he has a girlfriend, because Michaels are understanding and kind. If they really like you they will make eye contact, plus they are SO SO HOT 🥵🥵. One look in their eyes and your in love. I don’t know how i could go everyday without such a hot kid in one of my classes. If you don’t know a michael then it’s time to meet one because you’re missing out on everything. They can hurt you but always come back, ALWAYS. They truly care about how you feel even if you always cry and feel like they don’t. Please go find yourself a Mikey MA-nvm RIGHT NOW!!!!
Girl 1: OMG who is that

Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael

Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf

Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
by LF (maybe initials ;) ) September 29, 2021
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