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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.

“Last night I got so Michael Jackson’d”

by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025

Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I

Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I

by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023