Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

sloppy jack

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

lumber jack

simultaneously puking and deficating.

I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.

by Jason Andrew September 9, 2008

union jack

A flag which contains no black.

There aint no black in the union jack

by Chillaxer September 27, 2005

Jack Russelling

The act of sex where the speed and sexual position imitate that of Jack Russell humping a teddy bear, football or leg!

He was "Jack Russelling" her last night

or

I going to be "Jacking Russelling" that later

by Bananabridge December 10, 2009

jack squat

a polite way to say 'jack shit' meaning
nothing of value or worth

Front You some weed?
Dude, You ain't got jack squat to pay me with. Ya moochie assed cunt.

by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003

Jack Shack

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.

(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)

John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."

Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."

John: "Ah. Gotcha."

by Averant September 19, 2010