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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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Ghetto ghosted

When you are in a ghetto shuffle and almost punch someone, but end up missing them.
It woulda been a tko but you jus got ghetto ghosted!!!
by Demongel October 29, 2019
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Vsco ghost

Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.

Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
by tiktokGorl November 5, 2019
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BIG GHOST

There is no clear explanation for a monstrous beast like him.
Big Ghost just fucked my daughter and drowned my fish after dunking on a whale!!!
by Dickalishes January 4, 2020
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Professional Ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020
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fibonacci ghost

when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.
by thingshappeninsf January 30, 2020
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e-ghost

Leave a virtual social gathering without any indication.
Kristy was none too happy when Matthew e-ghosted, leaving her alone with friends on FaceTime last night.
by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020
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