Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.

Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.

by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY

SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE

by lesser of 2 eviles September 2, 2015

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

Douche

Someone who acts like an asshole.

Ben is a real douche.

by Sexy6921 April 17, 2015

douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013