douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.

Harris is such a douche!

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022

Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 5, 2010