Grundalf the Black

The stage name Bill Cosby gives to his bifkin, when he performs a magic act at children's birthday parties.

Bill Cosby: "And for this particular trick, I'll need some help from my assistant, Grundalf the Black!"

Grundalf: "Heeeyy heeeyy heey!!"

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Black snotter

A person who has recently moved to London, England, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.

I got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a classy second date was Chiquito's in Leicester Square FFS. I'm sticking to Peckham pussy from now on.

by Boney M's Bony Bone August 17, 2011

fade to black

The worst and most hardest game I have ever played. The game looks so bad it should have its own health warning why do parents always buy the worst presents.

You walk outside the door and get pwnd! "Game Over"

by ChillPill January 28, 2005

moira black

1. well super hott DUH!!!! 2.gf of kyle krueger

1. damn! moira's hott!!!

2. i luv kyle!

by wtf?ydouwannano? February 26, 2005

black shirt

an article of clothing that makes the wearer look extremely attractive

you should NEVER wear that black shirt again; it makes you look too hot

by dictionary of fish & fish boy August 8, 2008

Black Pope!

Greeting, signifies support for the election of a black pope in 05.
Will soon replace "sup?"

Jimmy: "Black Pope."
David: "Black Pope."
Jimmy: "So, how was the physics test?"

by Bill Diesel April 5, 2005

Black Abyss

A title for a rather visually and aromatically unpleaseant anus. Although not every rectum should be equated with this, one must always be wary and cautious of its existence. The ultimate foe of the Heavenly Gates, or vagina.

There are some people out there who prefer to spelunk into the black abyss. I myself would rather ascend to the heavenly gates and ingest its heavenly rain.

Allen could not retain his excitement when he laid his weary and pussy denied eyes upon the heavenly gates of Mary, but soon found himself in a spiraling depression and a panic when he discovered the absurd and profound amount of fecal matter caked unto the black abyss that is Mary's asshole.

by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008