Beaner

A person named Jonathan Schumacher.

God damn Jonathan you are a fat ass beaner.

by YESKING January 7, 2024

beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

beancubed

she is souper sad

dam is that beancubed?

who the fuck is beancubed

by caughtacase618 January 28, 2024

Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.

Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.

by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024

Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.

Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.

by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024