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by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the second cousin-in-law mug."You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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Qurayshi's Law:
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
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Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
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When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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