grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass

my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out

by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

Butterfly kisses

Batting ones eyelashes against ones scrotum.

“She gave him butterfly kisses and has pink eye now”

by Chiken40 September 28, 2021

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.

Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)

by freakyscholar June 13, 2024

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

National Kiss a Ginger Day

August 11th is the day for the fireballs. Grab your local redhead and give them a big smooch.

Greg (redhead): Give me a kiss.
Brad: no.

Greg: but today is national kiss a ginger day.
Brad: oh ok!

by Hotpot314 March 3, 2023