National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

suck me

suck my private areas.

ay baby come suck me

by deznutzzzzzz May 2, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

max sucking trace

a slang term for someone who sucks everyone and everything.

"that dude is max sucking trace"
"real stuff homie"

by ray pisty June 11, 2025

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021