Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
by azelyn cooter head April 12, 2023
A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie
2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:
I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.
Definition 2:
"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.
Definition 2:
"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 08, 2022
Taking a lonely (dump)
A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.
a mental health exercise
Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.
a mental health exercise
Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 08, 2022
Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo
by reddddddddddddddddd August 20, 2011
A colloquial way of saying that one disagrees with a certain subject. More commonly known as taking issue with a topic of discourse.
Random dude 1: I think your are one ugly son of a gun!
Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!
Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..
Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!
Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..
Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*
by drizzlet January 02, 2012