dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it

“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”

by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021

Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022

piss nation

A group chat in twitter which was initially dedicated to Declan Mckenna but it quickly turned into a “pro incest sex society” (hence the acronym: PISS). Some of their most famous members are:
- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco
- Declan Mckenna
PISS nation is not only a successful twitter group chat but it is also the management team behind the worldwide known band “One Sex” whose members consist in the acclaimed artists Liam Payne and Aidan Gallagher.

anon: Nobody cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.”
kaydi and huda: “ We were kicked from piss nation because we listen to ed sheeran😿”
Alfie Templeman: “Oi mate, piss nation is so hot i love shagging cats with them.”

by i like eating cats June 16, 2020

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021