penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

by anonymous February 23, 2021

penis cleaner

a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

penis cupcake

A word said by a solider from tf2 which people makes it to a meme

I AM PENIS CUPCAKE I WILL EAT U-solider

by :c boi June 26, 2018

penis coffin

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

give a penis

Basicly give a fuck

Kaan göçmen doesn't give a penis about what you say

by greatstuf January 9, 2017