Bitch Mowen

A strange method for the self-inducement of vomitting, the bitch mowen is believed to have originated somewhere on the east coast of Australia. To pull a bitch mowen, first one must locate ones person within the confines of a public lavatory stall. Generally speaking, any frequently used public restroom will do, but the probability of the successful implementation of this precarious manouvre will increase with the level of filth present.

Once inside the stall, one must flatulate in the bowl of the toilet, however if one is so inclined, the deposition of actual faecal matter may also be of assistance in this delicate process.

Finally, one should turn and place ones head into the toilet bowl and inhale as deeply as possible in an attempt to stimulate their own gag reflex.

Though there would appear to be mixed reports as to whether or not this particular manouvre is actually even feasible in terms of initiating vomitting, one cannot go passed the simple fact, that the bitch mowen is an elegant solution to all those unwanted calories and is truly a wonderful new addition to the ever growing list of stupid stuff my friends seem to do.

In short, the bitch mowen is all about breathing in your own fart in an attempt to make yourself vomit.

"Oh shit, I forgot my tooth brush and I need to vomit before my photo shoot... Guess I'll have to pull a Bitch Mowen"

by absqueeli frost March 14, 2010

Son of a Bitch

Exclamation of surprise.

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."

by Clay December 15, 2003

Bitch Dependency

Bitch Dependencey is when you have your girlfriend/wife,and she is telling you to do things and you do it under most circumstances.

Tom,Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter.Addiction to a bitch can fuck wit your friends,your health,and scary enough even your money.

by BIGSTAXX October 16, 2008

bitch wall

a person being used by someone else purely for the purpose of having their complaints heard

daz: whyd she call?
adza: she was just using me as her bitch wall so i hung up on her

by dazbang December 20, 2009

main bitch

A term for a relationship with a woman that must be sexual, but explicitly cannot be a dating relationship. Implies a lack of any commitment, but further implies that it is the most significant relationship said person has at the given time. The "main bitch" has the ability to get closer than other girls to her man emotionally, but probably doesn't want to if she knows that she is his "main bitch". With that being said, this is the only sexual relationship the man has at the time that even remotely has a chance of working out in the long run, though this chance is still infintesimally small.

Yo girls, my main bitch is calling, I gotta split out on you ladies. It was good getting to meet you though, we can hook up tomorrow. Peace

by Z mizzle January 5, 2009

snake bitch

a deceitful, untrustworthy person, usually a woman, who is probably up to no good

"...behind every curtain,
is a snake bitch lurkin' and she 'bout to catch a hurtin'"
-Missy Elliot
"Slide" - Under Construction

"You left Sharonda alone with yo' man? You know she a snake bitch. It's all over."

by ohellno January 19, 2009

Boss Bitch

A boss bitch seeks attention daily. Has three kids and still stays at their mom's house, and wonders why they can't keep a man, but claims to be a bad bitch but can't spell. A boss bitch thinks she's better than everyone else, but she's actually just irrelevant and no one cares what she has to say.

There goes that boss bitch, Kendra.

by Hairpick! October 21, 2022