Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

STAVROS MONKEY

Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.

Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!

by HaTJa6kEr March 10, 2021

Yoli-monkey

Yoli-monkey is a high energy but never does much of anything other than blow bubbles. Content with making messes and moving on to the next mess without cleaning up the previous one is one of the many traits. Yoli-monkeys are usually tall with a thicker upper body and long skinny legs and have more upper body strength despite living on land versus in the trees. High in energy but with sloth like behavior, the Yoli-monkey is content to blow bubbles and chatter endlessly at all hours of the night since Yoli-monkeys are usually nocturnal however daytime sightings have been recorded. They are usually light in skin tone but with thick curly dark colored hair.

Man I knew a Yoli-monkey had been through here with the trail of messes and the bubbles everywhere.

by 1403huerita May 4, 2021

un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021