michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.

I love Michael

by Bubble's November 21, 2023

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael Saucing

A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.

"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"

by Runmo February 17, 2023

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

Michael Avila

Honest, great listener, likes animals, likes traveling. Like doing last minute things, plan last minute, loves to eat.

Let’s go to Michael Avila to chill relax and have couple drinks.

by Rangel27 November 24, 2021

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017