Fist me daddy

A quote often used by FaZe Jevs fans or people on cod who wants a solid fisting

Oh yeah FIST ME DADDY!!!

by BrandomineNJ October 13, 2015

Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

Dude Trust Me

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2020

Heard of me?

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.

Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"

by RandyPants December 22, 2010

Kids to me

A person, or people, that display characteristics that are unappealing to be around. Regardless of the situation, Kids to me will always give you the feeling of "why the Fuck am I even around this person?!". Childishness, and ignorant thoughts and actions are an unavoidable symptom when a Kid to me is around.

Who the Fuck invited the Kids to me!?

by cuddle1puddle July 9, 2010

Not Past Me

When one is trying to get past someone in a game of sport and stopped in doing so by defence.

I'm going to score from here!!! not past me mate, take something special to beat me from there.

by Paul Pluckrose December 10, 2007