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Phat a kiss

When someone knows there fat and they actually like it
Here comes phat a kiss
Phat a kiss by Tonybandanna101 August 23, 2018

Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.
Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

Polish butterfly kiss 

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave
The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC
Polish butterfly kiss by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
Poseidon's Kiss by naked jen November 2, 2018

Hershey’s Kiss 

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt
I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

Twin starfish kiss

The act of making two people's buttholes touch together.
Mouth kissing grosses me out; but I'd love to twin starfish kiss with you.
Twin starfish kiss by Hamlet Lynn September 20, 2019