red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015
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Pie-faced BUFFOON

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.
He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"
by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020
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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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Wookie Pie

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.
Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie
by Sir Fairweather May 19, 2021
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Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.
"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."
by C L G June 28, 2018
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downtown cherry pie

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.
Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?
by Alongnight February 09, 2017
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Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.
"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
by C L G June 28, 2018
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