Douche

A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.

Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.

by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013

douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van May 13, 2018

Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!

A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has

by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021

Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.

T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"

by AlSnow June 12, 2023