Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.

"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"

by Pepini August 31, 2015

Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Juicy Douche

Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.

He’s such a Juicy Douche

Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket

Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne

The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

Douche

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009