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Crack Bears

Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.

Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.
What do you want to eat? I got Twizzlers, Snickers, and Crack Bears.
by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011
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Bear

by ubadbro November 23, 2023
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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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Oogly bear

The sweetest person in the world. Someone who is super caring.
He is such an oogly bear!
by Super_Epic_Person79 February 28, 2024
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Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.
"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
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Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.
Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?
by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021
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hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"
He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now
by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010
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