A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
Get the Todd Ryanmug. by sdkVlsJSFMblFJzfmjzebkgzrkpekz December 11, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. They are very handsome and smart. He is also very sweet and funny most people like him/her. They might also have lots of talents. Most of all, he is the best person you could have so if you have a Ryan make sure make the most of it.
by Timmy9812 November 19, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Hes hot asf and he just a cool dude. If you meet a ryan make sure he never leave. If he has intrest in you, give him head all day long. Ryan has a large ****. You know what that means.
by Dawgwithchili January 19, 2022
Get the Ryanmug. Caleb Ryan is the name of a frog, that switches between contacts and bulky glasses, but still cant see anything further than 50 cm away.
by james purdy October 6, 2020
Get the Caleb Ryanmug. The worst boyfriend you could ask for, he’s a jerk, and will fuck around behind your back, so if you meet him, run for the hills!
by Garbage: The Band September 30, 2021
Get the Ryanmug.