blowing balls

When you nut so much your left testicle literaly blows the fuck up

Zoe had me blowing balls last night

by thE word give February 1, 2017

Walt's Balls

A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.

Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

Story Balls

An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.

Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......

Pause.....

Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.

Tim: She passed out.

Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?

by burlyballs February 1, 2010

Friednship Ball

When you and your partner form a ball as the mans penis goes as deep as it can go. Knee's up!

man....props on the friendship ball

by Kevie October 13, 2003

no-pussie-balls

Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.

(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.

(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.

(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.

by Dick Drake January 11, 2009

jack it ball

Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.

Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.

I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.

by davebyall January 20, 2008

ball rashers

The skin tight pants that emo/scene kid guys wear, because they are so tight, they give your balls a rash, hence ball rashers.

Look at that stupid scene kid wearing those ball rashers, all he's doing is proudly displaying the fact that he has a tiny dick that he can tuck in between his ass.

by Kaz_64 October 19, 2006