A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017
Get the Ryan J. Nowlinmug. 
by Coolkiddoxo2 March 20, 2017
Get the Ryanmug. 
A man who is creepy around young kids, yikes. An old cunt obsessed with anime. He watches anime for the "plot", whatever that means. He loves Deez Nutz.
by MyNAmE ISs JeFf March 28, 2022
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is that type of dude to just suck at golf. He literally sucks at golf. There is no other way to explain it. He just sucks. Not just golf, but everything.
Ryan is a weird Asian kid that eats raddish pie and rotisserie chickens for a midnight snack. He will not accept any fast food except for KFC and McDonalds.
Ryan is a weird Asian kid that eats raddish pie and rotisserie chickens for a midnight snack. He will not accept any fast food except for KFC and McDonalds.
by Ryansucksatgolfperiodt August 7, 2022
Get the Ryanmug.