I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

by warnhubb December 8, 2006

I lost the game

A mental game, played by people who are smart enough to get what the fuck it is! You think of Game. You lose. You have 30 minutes to forget it. And when you aren't thinking of the game. You're winning!

I Lost the Game D:

Ahh! You fail!

by Fuck I lost the Game D: July 12, 2009

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

i smell cap

When you detect that someone is a liar.

Friend: Did you go water sporting with Jessica last night?
Me: No.
Friend: I smell cap.

by N0VALI0N November 19, 2019

i like beans

A phrase that is shouted during a slight moment of madness or perhaps to bring a swift end to an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Dude I slept with your girlfriend, I'm sorry man."

Guy 2: ..........

Guy 1: "I LIKE BEANS!"

by Dr Bean September 21, 2008

i aint no bitch

The act of not being a bitch or exibiting any characteristics of a bitchass.

Guy1: Yo, you want bong those five shots of vodka
Guy2: SHIT NIGGA, I AINT NO BITCH!

by Seth968 June 11, 2008

i got plugs

I have connections
I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?

- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!

- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up

by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013