Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves

Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.

by rosoideaes September 16, 2022

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.

Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death

by Wheelburra May 6, 2021

Death

A Painful thruth

A: You know everyone will die one day

B: Yep, death is a painful trhuth

by Alpha Flight April 21, 2019

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

death smack

The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction

There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.

by joecoolthefool October 4, 2016