“Damn she fine and she does these crazy things on (insert nsfw site here) let me send you a link”
*Friend looks at spicy content*
“My guy this stuff is basic there’s nothing crazy…you’re just being a simp”
*Friend looks at spicy content*
“My guy this stuff is basic there’s nothing crazy…you’re just being a simp”
by NilesBándido December 12, 2024
Get the Simp mug.A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
Get the Simp mug.(Noun, adjective.), A man who acts as if he's caring and kind just to date a woman. This also could describe, in some part, nice guy syndrome , but oftentimes it's a different category. This could also describe a man who thinks he's entitled to date a woman because he's kind to her.
" Leon? Please, my man, he's a total simp. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "
by VerticNIKE July 29, 2020
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by Nebora March 1, 2020
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by Skinned fox May 2, 2021
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