Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Boss Pocket

The boss pocket is the pocket found inside a suit jacket. Pulling stuff out from that pocket just makes you look like a boss.

Hold on, let pull my phone out of the boss pocket.

by gabefooker September 17, 2013

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025

Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

pearl pocket

The intimate part of a lady.

She bought undies because she didn't want her pearl pocket exposed.

by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017