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dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable
That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on
by Nelocellz June 24, 2025
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Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
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Hunkered down dead

Hunkered down dead refers to a person who is too lazy do get up out of bed. More specifically one who sleeps most of the time.
She got depressed and is now hunkered down dead.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
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Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.
At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.
John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.
by Ant1lock July 31, 2025
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Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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