Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

by TamaT543 December 13, 2012

listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.

Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok

by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018

Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old

"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy

by Big Barth October 15, 2025

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law in reality

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's spouse.

half-co-nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020