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Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
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New York Pie

A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce
I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.
by DeezNUTTSh June 24, 2022
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pie tool

equates to dildo
by arfan September 28, 2008
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Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.
Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...
by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019
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Cherry Pie

When you cum in a girl when she's on her period.
1."Ah, shitface squirrel turds! You didn't tell me you was on your period!"
2."Welp, daddy, I guess we're just gonna have to make a cherry pie."
by aPervyGeinocolgist May 19, 2018
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Durian pie

A durian pie is a creampie who has stayed in a pussy for a longer time than expected just like a durian it smells bad and like a durian its soft creamy and smelly pls clean it
Damn gurl he creamed sm that u forgot to clean it that no cream pie thats durian pie
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The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.
Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.
by Numerati December 28, 2023
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