cunt slap

When you firmly grasp a boys head and violently force their face towards your vagina/cum dumpster/reproductive organ.

Causing a beautiful cunt slap.

I cunt slapped him until he ate my pussy right. cunt slap

by Pariah Mary December 23, 2012

cunt-up

n. to be in a vertical orientation 180 degrees to normal, usu. as a result of an accident, i.e. to have ones cunt-up.

After 14 pints of lager, muller fell down the stairs and landed cunt-up, the stupid fuck-faced fool.

by blasterass February 24, 2005

cunt blunt

verb
to frustrate the sexual ambitions of a female; female gender-specific equivalent of cock blockage

noun
1. the act of cunt blunting

2. a person who frequently cunt blunts females in their vicinity

I got so cunt blunted last night- Jeremy didn't even look at me once.

Don't cunt blunt me on this one, I need some cock tonight.

Brenda is such a cunt blunt, not one guy in the club hit on me last night.

by umme July 15, 2009

dumpster cunt

a rude bitch that is a total whore piece of trash.

she is worse then a bitch, that whore is a dumpster cunt

by jw3 November 17, 2007

cunt neck

Both derisory and endearing depending on circumstance. Cunt neck describes someone who is worse than just a plain old cunt, or someone whom you may refer to as a cunt in the course of friendly conversation.

Derisory: C'mon referee they've been doin' it all day ya cunt neck!
Endearing: G'day cunt neck! Feel like a couple of bowls of loud mouth soup?

by Butler March 1, 2005

ethan the cunt

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .

ETHAN THE CUNT IS A PUSSY.

by Ethan the pussy February 1, 2017

Cunt dinosaur

Derogatory term for an old women. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language for old women.

BB employee 1: Say man I just had the most annoying old customer I have ever met in 3 years of working retail.

BB employee 2: Yeah, she looks like a cunt dinosaur

by Mc13oner_you October 25, 2010