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anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.
"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"
by DMeaner February 20, 2024
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Anal Urethra

A term that combines both the type of diarrhea one has experienced in terms of consistancy of disharge as well as describing the severity of a bowl movement whether in the past or present tense; regardless of location, temperature, or time of day the bowl movement is or has occurred.
Jesus H. Christ I'm exhausted from pissing out my asshole all night . The yuengling drafts I had at The Old Eagle Tarvern are forcing my Anal Urethra to work overtime with no signs of respite in the near future.
by Gaunche February 15, 2025
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anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure
Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000
by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016
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Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it
1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.
did you look at the google anals for yesterday?
by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015
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anal pocky

The act of putting a hot pocket in your ass hole.
Did you hear about Becky having that anal pocky?
by Tommy960 November 29, 2017
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