by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017

He's GAYbriel
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

by MofotheeG May 15, 2025

Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.
Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*
Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*
Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"
by issasneak August 10, 2017

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .
I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.
by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023
