A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.

"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.

by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018

A Cloud

A Cloud is a person is who is a pessimist or otherwise gloomy. They generally kill the mood or bum out everyone once they begin talking.

Man... Jayce is such A Cloud, I've never felt so bummed out just by standing near a person.

by Azewilous April 12, 2019

A choice

something draco DID have

Hermione: I can’t believe Draco is a death eater.
Harry: I mean he had a choice

by drakoslander January 24, 2021

son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006

hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008

Rebel without a cork

Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.

Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."

Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."

Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013

i am a cat

When your a cat

I am a cat

by Da Bros February 16, 2021