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Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.
I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”
by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020
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great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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first co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Pyra's law

The phenomenon of people that hate on anime for its sexualization of female characters to later be exposed as pedophiles
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law
John Doe: I hope Xenoblade 3 isn't weeb coomerbait like Xenoblade 2
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.
by Kemonomimi February 28, 2024
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Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
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co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandniece's husband.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Cencorme's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of the discussion descending into ad hominem attacks and nonsense fuelled by apparent hatred or dislike of someone's comment approaches .

That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will begin making insults or start yelling about Hillary Clinton/Trump/Russia/shills or similar in order to distract and lead to forum-slide.

Coined on reddit in 2018 and named after a reddit user with the same name, Cencorme's Law originally referred specifically to subreddit discussions. It is now applied to any threaded online discussion, such as Internet forums, chat rooms, and comment threads, as well as to speeches, articles, and other rhetoric occurs.

When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Cencorme's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
redditor a: "I really disliked EA's latest game release"

redditor b: "Blame the Trump and Russians for that. They worked together to influence the developers..."

redditor a: "Classic case of Cencorme's Law"
by GrimPeeper May 20, 2018
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