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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.
"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"
by gosgal July 19, 2017
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Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
by brianl May 3, 2024
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great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.
My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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california law

by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018
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Scallions Law

When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.
Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law
by Scallion tha Stallion November 27, 2019
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