ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

James Ryan

The act of pwning incredibly messy and archaic technological systems with ease and game.

I James Ryan'd that thing. It never stood a chance.

by zingbatboop May 1, 2023

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Ryan

Duschebag

Is that man vaping he’s such a Ryan

by Tigermagedon December 16, 2019

Ryan

A person who even though lies, you can never find it to not trust him. He’s super loveable and you can never not be around him. He is definitely a manipulator but only if he thinks he needs to protect himself. only best friends with girls he thinks are in his league as a just in case he wants them kind of deal. huge fan of olaf btw. he definitely likes sour candy and sprite and he’s certainly something else. you feel drawn to him that you need his validation and appreciation. he also loves touching your stuff and super cringy and annoying.

“Oh you know ryan?” “oh yeah that guy.”

by bitches r so bonkers December 6, 2022

Ryan

A guy who is shy at first but once you get to know him he's a real charm. He will always be there for you. If another guy hits a girl he will do his best to defend the other person. You will never want to leave him. You will regret it if you decide to go for another guy who probably won't do anything for you. Ryan is VERY caring.

Girl 1: I think I have a crush on Ryan
Girl 2: He probably likes you too.
Girl 1: I think I have a crush on the other guy too...
Girl 2: I don't mean to be negative or look down on you but, go for Ryan! The other guy won't do anything for you as much as Ryan will.

by koolkidmikey69 September 2, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the kind of guy that you get to know, then realize how amazing he is. He cares for everyone around him, especially his friends. You will love him forever. He is just amazing, trust me on this.

"Ryan is just sooooo perfect."
"Ikr."

by ryaml0v3r January 23, 2023