junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.

by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017

Pocket Fuck

"Pocket Fuck" describes the sexual encounter with a small and light person, for example, achild's body is very "handy" and therefore easily useable.

So, a person can use a child as an alternative dildo and fuck him while walking, etc.

"I just had an asian women, had some dope pocket fuck."

by CherAmi December 26, 2018

Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.

I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.

by Ibuild. June 1, 2018

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016

gamer pocket

a fleshlighr shaped like a monster energy can

“yo he plays Fortnite? sounds like the only push he’s getting is a gamer pocket”

by everyonesfavoritebarista March 7, 2022

Pocket

A carefully cut out hole in jackets or trousers to store small but necessary items.

Or Jamie Laing's nickname.

Person: "Bro your pocket is so big."

Person: "I heard Pocket isn't going to be on the radio today."
You: "Oh flippers, that's a shame."

by imsosmartwtf April 25, 2024