peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.

by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020

the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish

Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss

by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024

Piss Lord

The lord of Castle Piss, emperor of Urine Nation. Is a skeleton that wear black robes.

“All hail Piss Lord!”

by Retardus Rex, Lord of Piss September 9, 2024

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

Your Pissing Me Off

Its when your real mad shit at someone and you say "Your Pissing Me Off."

Like: Yo Bro Get away from me Your pissing me off.

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016