Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025

Boomer Necking

When you are playing a video game particularly an FPS and you're leaning forward so much trying to spot enemies you look like a boomer reading an email. Could be as much as 6 inches away from the screen just trying to figure out if an enemy is there or not. This term originated playing Hell Let Loose and other tactical shooters where the engagement ranges are very long and enemy players can sometimes be just a handful of pixels.

I'm boomer necking this ridge so hard right now, if any one pixel moves I can take a shot.

Bro I can't stop boomer necking this angle, my back is actually getting sore lol.

- Is that a tank?

- No, I've been boomer necking that position it's already destroyed.

by ReconPete February 2, 2025

Reverse necktie

An alternative term for a noose.

Tom was so fed up with his life, he went out wearing the reverse necktie.

by nevamind0 April 1, 2026

diamond necklace

When eating out a woman's pussy, and she wraps her legs around your head, locking you in like a prized jewel.

Jake: "Dude, last night was wild! I went down on Sarah, and she gave me the tightest Diamond Necklace—thought I was gonna pass out!"
Mike: "That’s how you know you're doing it right, bro!"

by brickednick March 8, 2025

Eye necker

When your driving and don't want to be caught rubber necking while passing an accident so you just use your eyes instead of turning your head.

Babe!! Pay attention. Stop eye necking that wreck. I see you under those sunglasses you eye necker

by Bauseman1 May 28, 2025

Ankle necklace

The act of wrapping your ankles around homies neck as you getting pounded like there is no tomorrow.

"hey Joe, I can't talk right now, I'm giving an ankle necklace to your cousin. them shots be wildin"

by jojorabbit June 13, 2025

Czechoslovakian Necktie

Guys, you’ll be wearing her for your necktie while top Czechoslovakian metal band Arakain plays in the background. It is very sensual sex position, but requires a bit of extra effort on both partners’ parts, you can’t nail this position unless you have some strength. The man stands with his back to the edge of the bed and throws one leg on its corner, kneeling against the bed top. The woman stands in front of her lover with her back to him. She puts her leg bent at the knee on the bed. The male partner takes the other leg by the ankle and raises her foot up to her hips. With the hand, the man supports the passion by the waist. She pulls her arms up and wraps them around the man’s neck, arching towards his body.

Jeff suggested trying out the Czechoslovakian Necktie move for their wedding anniversary. His wife Kelly was all for it and suggested the song Proč?/Amadeus.

by Kmtgod July 5, 2025