Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020

Michael O’Leary

The guy who owns Ryanair

Michael O’Leary is the ceo of Ryanair

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 6, 2025

Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.

Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!

by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

michael

michael is a bitchless guy who will never see nor touch a female in his life time.

person 1: yoo is that michael LOL!!! heard he bitchless
person 2: oh nah u right he def is

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael

Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.

Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass

Michael said “your an ass”

by Underdog441 March 21, 2024