Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

get my nerd on

When needing to immerse oneself in a situation of "nerdy" people, one needs to occasionally adapt oneself to fit in. This is not necessarily a bad thing—it can be hilariously fun and inclusive, rather than having to feel like an outsider. However, it can be bad if the wrong person catches you getting your nerd on, giving them a horribly wrong impression of you (Read: dating potential).

"Man, I'm gonna' SO get my nerd on this weekend at Comic Con."

"Why is it when I go to either a Star Trek convention, Scarborough Faire, or some comic convention, I have to get my nerd on to fit in?"

by CadeRageous September 25, 2008

Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Ess on my dee

Suck on my dick. S-on-my-D.

"Ess on my dee."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

milking my daddy

milking my daddy means giving a father of any kind a handjob or any other form realating this action

"last night i heard my mom milking my daddy"

by milkingmydaddy101 January 15, 2017

my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 16, 2021