me, myself, and i

Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version

P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?

P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!

by Wwwwwowwww September 5, 2021

Pick me Teacher

That one teacher NO ONE likes. Unlike a pick me girl/boy, Instead of seeking male/female approval they seek student approval. They always talk about their personal life infront of their students during class as if they asked. They will ALWAYS try so hard to be funny but it just ends up being cringe. Some are nice and some are just rude asf and try to be "not like the other teachers". They are self absorbed and over-dramatic. They are so desperate for attention to the point they have to ask students sometimes if they like their teaching or if they are a good teacher. They humiliate students ALOT. They cry and have meltdowns infront of their students over small things. Alot of them are millenials who try to act more "genZ" so they can fit in, but it just makes others cringe.

Oh. And not to mention that they are white.

"have you heard of ms.Hoodberry? Yea, She's such a pick me teacher. Yesterday she had a meltdown over a students water bottle."

"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"

by XUXULIXD February 27, 2022

bitch me around

A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.

You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?

I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!

by YAWA June 10, 2021

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018

Give Me Space

If someone says "I need space" it means that they need to take some time away from the relationship in order to decide how to articulate their needs, wants, and expectations. Someone's need for space doesn't mean you did anything wrong. A need for space may not exclusively be relationship based, it can also be because of stress in other areas of a person's life. Sometimes, separation is required in order for growth.

Girlfriend: *being smothering*

Boyfriend: "Jessica, I need you to give me space."
Girlfriend: "...I understand."

One Week to One Month Later
Boyfriend: "Hey, so I've thought a lot about our relationship and I've decided.."

by heyyojoeno February 3, 2019

Yeezy Taught Me

a phrase "amber rose" says when she is asked where she learned her amazing sex moves.

Guy: "How did yo' pussy game come up?"
Girl: "Yeezy Taught Me!"

by BMilli March 13, 2011

get off me

when someone is crowding your space, physically and or mentally

i walk into a room, and the kid says where were you?

i was in the bathroom, get off me.

idk, it may be something useful to someone who always gets bombarded with questions that you dont feel like you should have to answer... "get off me!"

by that's the guy February 8, 2009