Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."
-Tom Segura
-Tom Segura
by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024
Get the The Sweetest Kiss of Allmug. by RisNaxaVal July 15, 2025
Get the Steve's Delicate Kissmug. You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss
Kiss your girlfriend day
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss
Kiss your girlfriend day
by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)
No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight
I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
by Camp Bitch December 31, 2023
Get the kissing whorizontallymug. When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.
by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019
Get the The Kiss of Methmug. 
by jackattack2203 May 11, 2021
Get the kissed the fishmug.