Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Creamed out

When you and a group of people ejaculate on another person until they are covered in slimy semen.

When me and the gang Creamed out that one homie.

by Dynamitebat290 October 25, 2025

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021

queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019

Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021