laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004

White Balled

Generally being accepted into a group or setting.

Antonym: Black Balled

His Ivy League education, meant he was automatically white balled into the Crips but overlooked by the Bloods.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)

Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

ball soup

A soup made from testicles.

"This ball soup is delicious!"

by KiggerNike March 5, 2022

jack it ball

Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.

Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.

I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.

by davebyall January 20, 2008

ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

by mobileboner April 13, 2011

Story Balls

An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.

Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......

Pause.....

Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.

Tim: She passed out.

Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?

by burlyballs February 1, 2010