Alex

A whore!!!!! Wanker!!! Fricken A!!! Never trust an Alex, he will steal your girl, take her to dinner, and have her pay!!!!!!!!!!! His hairline fuzzy!!!!!!!! He’s always bored and always hungry. Man’s don’t sleep!!!!! Bing BONG

Guy #1: aye have you seen my girl

Guy #2: bro she’s probably with Alex. you lost her bro.

Guy #1: dammit dude damn that Alex 🤥

by thesecondpublius December 17, 2021

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Alex Polidoro

The definition of cringe. A wannabe pot head with suicidal tendencies and a terrible taste in music. Probably likes golfing but is terrible at it. Always living up to the "ex" in Alex.

Oh look Alex Polidoro is trying to include himself on our inside jokes again.

by Accurate Illustrator December 25, 2021

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alex

a stupid fuck who put on star wars even though you didn’t wanna watch it

wow fuck alex

by cantfindtheclit December 29, 2021

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Alex aka alexandria

Dumb blonde

Alex aka alexandria is a dumb blonde legit

by Alex is dumb blonde March 8, 2022

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Alex Goodman

One sexy mother fucker! Slays a lot of pussy and has a perfect body. This specific kid is against the use of any drugs that can harm his body. In his prime condition, he can turn into a majestic dragon and fly and shit. Goody is god. Simple.

Omg!!!!! Look it's Alex Goodman!! Ahhhhhh!!

by Spanish king March 10, 2022

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