wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023

strawberry wet Wanda

putting your finger inside of a bloody vagina and putting it in somebody's ear

after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda

by lirpaydoc March 25, 2022

wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

wet seagull

When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.

Man I wanted to try something different last night so gave her the wet seagull on the beach

by The faggit August 26, 2017

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

Wet Hamrag

After cutting ham, wiping up the ham juice with a towel

Imma slap u with my wet hamrag

by WRiPSTER July 11, 2017